June 2009
54 posts
(314): we’re at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke. (1-314): i mean, if that’s not class, then i don’t know what is
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(415): I don’t wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota (415): everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes… white and...
(202): I told him he can’t put it there till we’re exclusive. That’s totally The Relationship Hole.
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for my girlfriends.
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When I saw this I thought of you. Sorry. You know who you are.
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Ellie: You don’t talk a lot.
[pause]
Ellie: I like you!
“Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.”
– Anonymous
Holly: I don’t want to make any mistakes.
Gerry:Then you’re in the wrong species, love. Be a duck.
- P.S. I Love You
(484): New word for getting laid so we don’t sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
kinda like bag on the barrel?
Kat, stop posting your fantasies to TFLN
(302): is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
--OMG Claire... it is a super-awesome bonus!
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“My body is a movie and your penis is the star!”
– The Sweetest Thing
(573): I just want to sing “highway to the danger zone” when I’m taking his pants off.
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“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can...”
– Marilyn Monroe
“Some day, when I’m awfully low,
When the world is cold,
I will feel a...”
– Frank Sinatra
(914): i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend’s dick
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I fall to pieces Each time someone speaks your name I fall to pieces Time only adds to the pain You tell me to find someone else to love Someone who loves me too The way you used to do But each time I go out with someone new You walk by and I fall to pieces
-Patsy Cline (oh how I love her)
