July 2008
18 posts
k: awww i love this song
p: you make it sound like a love song is about to come on.... not a song about slinging drugs
June 2008
48 posts
WatchMySpaceTV Videos: I Kissed A Girl by KATY PERRY…is not what good girls do
Missing Top Model →
you have got to be fucking kidding me
“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in...”
– Moulin Rouge
WatchShaq Attack
Hip-Hop: Soulja Boy Proves Ice T Is Old →
since when did rappers start fighting on youtube?
Becca: She's highly emotional, that one.
Hank: All the good ones are.
“You can’t snort a line of coke off a woman’s ass and not wonder about her...”
– Hank - Californication
Call Girls: Secret Diary Of A Call Girl Premieres →
claire we might have to watch this…
Frusteration
kb: uuuuuugh your stressing me out little kids
cv: babies making babies
“…If you can make a girl laugh - you can make her do anything…”
– Marilyn Monroe
From Consider the Lobster
Exercise: Use at least eight (8) of the prenominate adult-industry terms in a well formed English sentence.
Sample Solution: “After a kind of long wait for wood, a B-girl fluffed the rookie woodman into a state where he could take part in a DP SS whose frequent beams required maximum wood, and after a shaky start the SS ended up a spectacular double-facial in whiche the startlet really...
Photo-Bombers: The Lurking Menace →
i’ve had a couple of these show up in my pictures…
kat: ok. can i please makeout with him ASAP
alli: lol yes permission granted
some how i don't think he knew the meaning of...
(while staring at my cleavage)
mr. downtown: i like your dress
k: thanks
(white still staring at my cleavage)
mr. downtown: i like when a girl has style
Adriana Lima is engaged →
aww i love this girl.
Downtown
mr. downtown: i would like to take you out for sushi next week.
me: you just told me you are about to move to san francisco. why would i have sushi with you if you are just going to move?
mr downtown: it only takes one conversation for me to get to know you.
me: i'm a lady. i need more than one conversation.
...
me: claire i need a third party opinion. you need more than one conversation do you not?
(claire drops like its hot, down to the floor)
claire: i only need one conversation baby.
me: mr. downtown it looks like we found your girl for "sushi"
Reminder
Claire: i hate when you're right
Mobile phone addiction: Clinic treats children →
i’m learning not to be dependant after my first panic attack.
“Bikinis and other sexy stimuli can make men more prone to seek immediate...”
– FOXNews.com - Study: Women in Bikinis Make Men More Impulsive
meow mix game show? →
ummm mischa and i might have to do this… omfg. seriously?!?
blog matrix →
cv: sophie, you, me and kat. 3 bitches.
Watchwhenever you need a smile. :)
“More than one-fourth of adult New Yorkers — 26 percent, compared to the national...”
– Citys Genital Herpes Rate Is Above National Average - City Room - Metro - New York Times Blog
Books: You Can Buy the Shoes from SATC , But Not... →
totally sad. i wanted the book.
The Superficial →
i just can’t help it, i am addicted.
k: these are kinda wet. watch out.
s: kinda wet like my vagina?
k: did you really just say that to me?
“just say you will love me forever.”
– Sex and the City
Manboys: In Honor Of Ryan Seacrest's 'Momma's... →
claire we totally should have audtioned when we were asked. lol.
“do you put out for expensive shoes?”
– june 7, 2008
