December 2008
54 posts
Text Message from Sarah: britney bitch. mtv. 9pm.
ESPN - Oklahoma jumps Texas in BCS standings to... →
tear.
November 2008
66 posts
I have found almost everything ever written about love to be true. Shakespeare...
– Iris. The Holiday.
Might be at the top of my list to Santa.. →
Living is like tearing through a museum. Not until later to you really start...
– Audrey Hepburn
Would You Wear a Muff? →
hooray! →
(via clairevo) — we are soo totally doing this claire.
Kathryn Learns To Cook
Episode 2:
Roasted Chicken
Mashed Potatoes
Pigs in a Blanket
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never...
– Mae West
Hugs can do great amounts of good - especially for children.
– Princess Diana
Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
From Predator....
Who feels like playing house?
PUPPIES!
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
What is that beverage you are drinking? Is that Big Red? Can I have a sip?
– From Go Pop nights
For Claire - maybe we can have a kitchen day soon →
are you kidding me? →
Capricorn In Love
Cautious, self-controlled, serious, reserved. In serious relationships, the Capricorn female tends to look for a good father rather than a lover. Treat her with respect, prove that you are a good provider, and don’t expect her to share her secrets.
Charm to Entice a Capricorn:
Saturday is the best day for this charm: the best places are mountains (especially near lakes), or...
Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman
Giving all your love to just one man
You’ll...
– Tammy Wynette, Stand by Your Man
Question
Does it mean I’m an alcoholic or just a regular if a bar asks me to be their friend on the facebook?
Fuck me like I’m Al-Qaeda!
– Californication
The women’s bathroom is a sanctuary where every deep, dark secret is revealed.
– Jo Barrett